Things I Want: Drinkman Flask to Remind Me of the 90s

I’m letting you guys know 5 days in advance, so all of you who are getting paid tomorrow know what to get me for my Tuesday.

I’m looking forward searching for my Flux Capacitor and letting my Nike Air Mags tie themselves as I walk down the street with this lovely accessory. Nobody will even notice this inconspicuous Walkman on my hip as I walk around in the year 2012, and will be less concerned as to why I’m not wearing headphones and for some reason keep bringing it up to my lips and knocking my head back as if I’m taking some sort of a refreshing drink as if I were in a 90s Sunny D commercial.

That is why I need this, The Drinkman. It’s not a Walkman, it’s a flask… and it’s clever… I like clever.

 

 

(Found via Geeky Gadgets)

Tags: drinkman, flask, things I want

Resident Evil: Retribution

The Resident Evil movies are bad, and I will certainly be the first person to admit this.

However when this comes out on DVD, I’m definitely going to watch it. Despite the series being almost nothing like the video game series (which I love), I still find joy in watching the bastardized versions of the characters I’m familiar with, kinda-sorta fight zombies…… sometimes…..

Things I Want: Harley Quinn Corset Sweater

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Say you want to impress a girl who likes comic books, we’ll use me as an example, and you aren’t sure what she would want. I have here 3 questions you should ask yourself when looking for a gift:

1. Does she like comic books?

2. Does she like the Batman series of comic books?

3. Does she like a psychotic villainess who was originally named Harlene Quinzel?

 

If the answer to all three of those questions is yes, and that girl is me, then you should buy me this sweater. The Harley Corset Hoodie by MoroseMelonHead pretty awesome and is actually one of 3 Harley Quinn inspired, and countless (4) Batman inspired hoodies on her Esty page. And unlike a lot of things on Etsy (which you can find conveniently on Regretsy), they’re well made and something that you could wear outside and in public. Or at least to a Con, if you don’t want normal people wondering why you have bobbles on your head.

Tags: Batman, clothes, Harley Quinn, things I want

Archer Season 3

Just 3 days until one of the funniest animated shows on television returns.

Archer the animated series about an asshole (not so) secret agent, the girl he used to date (who is also a secret agent) and the agency his mom runs tries to not go out of business, and do spy shit.

I’m not going to lie, I still have the 3 part mid-off season mini series The Heart of Archness saved on my DVR and was using that and the season 1 and 2 DVDs to get my fix of the show. Now I don’t have to wait any longer.

Tags: Archer, tv

SCIENCE!

Science + Simon Pegg = Sexy.

I don’t need to say much more than this.

(found via i09)

 

Tags: science, simon pegg, videos, youtube

Things I Want: 12 Gauge Shot Glass

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If ever I were to open up a bar with a Western theme, I’d have to make sure to include these amazing 12 Gauge shot glasses and only serve drinks with some sort of gun theme attached to them.

Just Mustard, please just give me everything on your site. Please!

Tags: shot glass, things I want

Android Voice Commands are totally a ripoff of Siri, right?

I don’t dislike Siri, in fact I think she’s a great addition to the army of useful things that the iPhone has at its disposal. However I do need to Apple fanboys and fangirls to stop acting as if nobody has ever done anything before Apple has done it, especially when it comes to voice commands.

When Siri debuted, every person I know who got an iPhone 4s raved about how awesome it was, and how my little Android phone was missing out on this technological breakthrough. I was a loser… nay…. THE ENTIRETY OF ANDROID USERS were losers because we didn’t have Siri to help guide us through our phone usage.

But we did.

No we didn’t have Siri, but our girlfriend Voice Commands has been good to us. We’ve been together since August of 2010 at LEAST, and anytime I needed her she was there to help me.

So no Siri, I will not leave my girlfriend Voice Commands for you and your legion of adoring fans. Stop calling me at 3am. It makes you look like a creepy stalker.

Tags: Android, iphone, siri, video, youtube

Things I Want: Wookie Hoodie

I absolutely hate Hot Topic, so this literally hurts my soul to admit this but I want this sweater. I NEED this sweater! Even though I know that it will probably only last for about 1 week even if I take good care of it. However it’s gorgeous, and I need it.

I mean, it’s a Wookie Hoodie! Albeit this may be a form of animal cruelty (I don’t know how PETA would feel about the Wookies that were killed to make these sweaters) it’s still highly fashionable and amazing in a geeky way. I’m willing to betray my No Hot Topic policy for this. I mean, it’s a good trade. Right?

(found via Gizmodo)

Tags: clothes, movies, things I want, wookie

Bad Ass

So The Internet came to me and The Internet said “Lo, NaniCoolJ, and behold violent niche action star perfection!” And I beheld it, and it was glorious.

Danny Trejo once again is in a movie where he’s either killing people, beating people up or both, which is what this man is good at. That alone, will get me to spend $6 at a matinee screening in order to partake in such violence, but a special little gem of a casting addition was added at about 0:39. The biggest and the baddest of the Big Bads, Ron MF Perlman (the MF stands for Mother Fuckin’ if you haven’t guessed already).

I must see this, even if only for the inevitable earth shaking bad ass fight between Trejo and Perlman that HAS TO HAPPEN! There’s no getting away from it. There’s no getting around it. It has to happen.

I’m looking forward to it!

Tags: #blowshitup, bad ass, danny trejo, movie trailers, movies, ron perlman

HAPPY NEW YEAR

From me and this booze!